Poetry of the Email Subject Line: Birthday Built That

Celebrate Barack’s birthday at our home
SO COOL
Gray hairs
Do just one thing
A family photo with the President
You’ll need to comb your hair for this
Warning: This picture is cute
Trust me — you’ll have fun
We’ll fly you in for the President’s birthday
Get-together in my backyard
Hey
The girls and I have a tradition
Barack’s a good sport
Sign Barack’s card
–B.H. Obama
Mitt’s VP
Inspired by my grandfather
Saturday Only!
My VP
“You didn’t build that”
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Meet Mitt and his running mate
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My dad’s VP
We Did Build This
The context is even worst that the quote itself
Built By Us
–W.M. Romney
[All genuine email subject lines from each campaign since July 12}